Bounce U

Took E to Bounce U which is this whole world of inflated jumpy houses. He was still a bit young for the bounces so I had to push him up a inflatable rock wall while trying to balance on these tiny box steps to get to this incredibly steep and terrifying slide, that was obviously only terrifying for me and this other kid who cried when he got to the top, then follow him through an obstacle course with inflatable logs pounding me in the face meanwhile trying to squish my fat ass through a tunnel meant for kids and all the time bouncing through the whole thing... I felt like I was on one of those crazy Japanese game shows.